Are You A Creative Opportunist?

The Beatles first album, Please, Please Me, has a cover photo shot by one Angus McBean.

McBean agreed to meet them at the EMI House in Manchester Square, London around mid-February 1963. The photographer recalled later:

As I went into the door I was in the staircase well. Someone looked over the banister – I asked if the boys were in the building, and the answer was yes. “Well”, I said, “get them to look over, and I will take them from here.”

I only had my ordinary portrait lens, so to get the picture, I had to lie flat on my back in the entrance. I took some shots and I said, “That’ll do.”

The Creative Opportunist strikes again. See the photo here.

Cut to July, 2003. I was working on some lyrics in the wee hours (to What Did I Miss? ?), when something reminded me of The Sex Pistols’ Anarchy In The UK. Thinking I’d like to cover the song with Shoot The Messenger at some point, I scribbled down the title on a sticky note.

The next day, when I tried to read the note, it said Anarchy In The OK. Immediately, a narrative of Dodge City, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday, & the OK Corral unfurled in my brain. After about 20 minutes, I had myself a nice little Sex Pistols parody. We’ve performed it many times since.

The moral of the story…we’ll I think yo get the gist (Hey, what a great band name, The Gist!).

Anarchy In The OK Corral

By Rob Frail, ©2010, All Rights Reserved
Verse 1
I am Wyatt Earp, I am a drunken jerk
Don’t know what I want, but I know how to shoot it
I wanna destroy those Clanton boys, cause
I wanna be anarchy
Verse 2
Doc Holiday is something to see
He drinks all night, then does surgery
He’s sober enough by noon to fight the enemy
Back to the saloon in time for four o’clock ‘tea’, cause
He wants to be anarchy
Verse 3
Anarchy in the OK Coral
We were shoulder to shoulder, cheek by jowl
The bullets were so thick that you couldn’t see
But the Clantons were no match for our anarchy, cause
They were anarchy wanna-bes
Verse 4
The townfolk never liked my brothers & me
They’d like to lock us up & throw away the key
He’d never admit it, but he’d have to agree
Without us, Tombstone would be Anarchy, that’s cause…
We wanna be anarchy
Verse 5
The Tombstone folk don’t care much for us;
With the carousin’ and the Clantons there’s just too much fuss;
So the sheriff got a posse to make us behave;
But we made an anarchy that they neve forgave, cause
We wanna be anarchy

About that Picasso at The MOMA that got a tear in it

About that Picasso at The MOMA that got a tear in it: you can’t tell, at least from the news photos.
And that is the True Genius of Picasso.

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Songwriting: ‘Finding The Game’ Of A Song

In Theater Improvisation (which I’ve practiced for over 8 years), we’re taught how to create realistic two-person scenes out of nothing. One technique for this is to ‘find the game’ of a scene, as it unfolds. The game of a scene is defined as an unusual thing that repeats, but not exactly: it rhymes. [...]

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New Year, New Venue: Gizzi’s Coffee, Sat. Jan 9th

Just one email, and one listen to my song ‘What Did I Miss?’ was enough for booker Mike McHugh to give Shoot The Messenger a double slot (2 hours) on Saturday, Jan. 9th, 7 – 9pm.
Mike McHugh has booked many hot acts over 25 years including: Regina Spektor, G.E. Smith,  & Michelle Shocked.

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Solo Performance @ The Bowery Poetry Club, Nov. 25, 2009

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STM @ The Shrine, Nov 17, 2009

Tom & I switched off between guitar & drums for a single 75 minute set. Peter was great on bass & 3rd harmony on some songs. Shrine audiences are discerning music lovers; Shoot The Messenger loves Shrine. The house band for the open mic afterwards had amazing talent; as usual.

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Heard Any Good Songs Lately?

My recent favorites:
Pretend You’re Alone,  by Keane
A Brit-pop masterpiece by some Brits
Crown Victoria, by Robbers On High Street (or here)
A Brit-pop masterpiece by some New Yawkas

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It Was 8 Years Ago Today I Met Paul McCartney

I had yellow tape stretched right outside my cubicle, saying “Police Line, Do Not Cross.” This was a Mad Serious, Don’t-Breathe-Unless-You-Have-To Anthrax Scare.
..
He extended his hand to me and said:

“I’m sorry, but I don’t sign autographs in public — but I will shake your hand”

This was unintentionally, but pricelessly ironic: the guy who wrote “I Wanna Hold Your Hand” wanted to hold my hand!

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Larry Coryell @ Iridium, 10/19/09

As Larry stood at the mic and said goodnight [he] gave me a Shout Out as one of his best students.

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Larry Coryell at the Les Paul Tribute @ Iridium, 8/31/09

Iridium is carrying on the Monday Night Les Paul Thing by having guest guitarists each week.
On August 31, I saw another amazing performance by my teacher & friend, jazz-rock legend, living-breathing-talking encyclopedia of music, Larry Coryell.

It was January, 1999, in Merrick, Long Island, when I saw Larry for the first time. I’d been studying jazz [...]

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